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Political Wire: Hunter to Announce White House Bid

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) “is poised to announce today that he is considering a long-shot run for the White House,” the San Diego Union-Tribune reports.

“Hunter’s ambitions come as a surprise to other Republicans, none of whom had an inkling that he might look to jump into what is likely to be a crowded field for the GOP presidential nomination.

Well, at least we’ll know what kind of food he’ll serve at his campaign events:

“The guy who wanted to drive that plane into the building at the World Trade Center is going to dine tomorrow on lemon fish with two types of vegetables, two types of fruit, and then he will be afforded his taxpayer-funded Koran, taxpayer-funded prayer beads and oil so he can pray, presumably to kill more Americans,” Mr. Hunter said.

Run, Duncan, Run!