Yellow Ribbons and Black Cats

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The Matrix (1999):

Neo looks at a cat as it walks past the doorway. He turns around again, and an identical looking cat.

Neo: Woah, deja vu.

Trinity: What did you just say?

Neo: Nothing, uh, just had a little..deja vu.

Trinity: What did you see?

Cypher: What happened?

Neo: A black cat went past us…and then another that looked just like it.

Trinity: How much like it, was it the same cat?

Neo: Might have been, I’m not sure.

Morpheus: Switch, Apoc!

Neo: What is it?

Trinity: A deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix…it happens when they change something.

Deja vu happens outside the Matrix as well, and recently it’s been manifesting as renewed attacks from the right on Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) for saying the same things he’s been saying for months. Apropos of nothing current, Ann Coulter got the glitch rolling by writing “I dedicate this column to John Murtha, the reason soldiers invented fragging,” quickly followed up by a meta-deja vu of the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth trying to swiftboat Murtha. Then the glitch permeated even this formerly-resistant corner of the internet when Murtha did say something new that resulted in this comment on a post from November 2005 by you-know-who. Glitches, apparently, take a few days to filter from the mainframe to the broken down transistor radios at the bottom of the Matrix.

But for life to truly imitate the Wachowskis, the glitches had to foreshadow a change in the Matrix, and as if on cue, change is upon us. Murtha’s original call to redeploy U.S. forces was met with full-throated howling from Murtha’s Congressional colleagues, the Bush administration, and the pundit class. “Cut and Run” became the new “Up or Down Vote,” applied to anyone not fully in line with whatever the President’s plan was.

“Congresswoman” Jean Schmidt (R-OH): “Please tell Murtha, cowards cut and run, Marines never do.”
Congressman Sam Johnson (R-TX) “They need to have full faith that a few naysayers in Washington won’t cut and run and leave them high and dry.”

And so on. Until:

The top American commander in Iraq has drafted a plan that projects sharp reductions in the United States military presence there by the end of 2007, with the first cuts coming this September, American officials say.

According to a classified briefing at the Pentagon this week by the commander, Gen. George W. Casey Jr., the number of American combat brigades in Iraq is projected to decrease to 5 or 6 from the current level of 14 by December 2007.

Cut and Run is applicable only to Democrats apparently, when Republicans do it, it’s called…who knows, the Democrats haven’t figured out a banal catch phrase for it yet. But it is worth noting what has changed in Iraq in the last six months: not a whole lot from a stability perspective. But to an administration only concerned with politics, Presidential approval ratings pegged in the 30s for months and double digit Congressional generic ballot deficits, going all-in against the medium-term memory of the American public and the job performance of the media probably doesn’t seem like a bad bet.

Is any of this surprising? Not if you’ve been reading 1115. Here’s what I said about it in September 2005:

I’m convinced that the Bush administration is looking to use a draw-down of forces in Iraq to influence next year’s election. How will any Democratic national security strategy play in the face of yellow-ribbon parades in every red district across the country?

Well, Casey’s plan, surely not written on the basis of a long line of military successes, would certainly produce that result. But hey, this is just a blog, what are Republican politicians saying?

The withdrawal of 20,000-40,000 U.S. troops from Iraq this fall would greatly help Republican chances in the November election, Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) said at a fundraiser Thursday at the National Rifle Association.

Souder acknowledged in his remarks that the war in Iraq has dampened support for Republican candidates but added that withdrawing 30,000 troops could have a big impact, said Martin Green, Souder’s spokesman.

The congressman said it would amount to an “‘October Surprise’ in its effect, although he dismissed the idea that a U.S. troop withdrawal would begin for domestic political reasons.

Of course not, the Iraq war has never been about domestic politics, why on earth would that change now. Well, the Matrix didn’t get to be the Matrix by giving up power to any ole hacker, and with the deja vu glitch smearing Murtha once again, get ready for a new program, the old one is destroying itself.

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Of course only time will tell if there will be a troop drawdown, but in the interim, there are plenty of administration officials going to Orwellian lengths to explain why a rose named Casey smells less like bullshit than the same one named Murtha. In his press briefing on Monday, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow turned the whole thing into a cocked hat:

Question: Tony, you had Democrats over the weekend — Sen. Kerry, Sen. Boxer — saying that even the framework of a plan would kind of fly in the face of Republican [claims that] the Democrats want to cut and run. Do you have any response to that? I mean, the president, himself, has implied it, Rove has said it outright.

Snow: There’s still a pretty significant difference between what Sen. Kerry or even Sen. Levin had proposed and what Gen. Casey is talking about, simply because one is driven by a calendar and the other is driven by events on the ground. So there is a significant difference.

Snow must have missed the part about troop withdrawals starting in September and finishing at the end of 2007. Otherwise, he would have been able to recognize how Casey’s plan corresponds even to the particular brand of calendars used at the White House. But for now, the race is on to see which will come first: troop withdrawals or the Matrix’s new program to fully propagate. I’m not sure of the answer, but thinking about November’s election gives me some pretty serious deja vu. Rather than black cats or Murtha smears, the glitch I see looks just like the elections of 2000, 2002, and 2004.

Comments

  1. JimC says:

    Murtha’s recent comment, that the US (war in Iraq) is the biggest threat to World Peace, even more so than nuclear threats from Iran or North Korea, is not a rehash of old arguments. As for the troop withdrawel, I heard a perfect example and this is a nice parallel to Vietnam. With Kerry, Murtha and other politicians trying to make troop movement decisions from DC is very much like what happened in Vietnam. The difference of what Gen. Casey is doing and what Kery tried to do, is that Gen. Casey is the one who has been given charge of our troops, NOT Kerry, not congress. So, if Gen. Casey has a plan for reduction, then he is doing his job, if Kerry tries to do it, he is out of line and simply being a politician….

  2. matt says:

    So, if Gen. Casey has a plan for reduction, then he is doing his job, if Kerry tries to do it, he is out of line and simply being a politician….

    obviously you have no idea how our government is supposed to work.

  3. JimC says:

    So, if Gen. Casey has a plan for reduction, then he is doing his job, if Kerry tries to do it, he is out of line and simply being a politician….

    No? So Congres is in charge of the military? hmmm…I know full well that Kerry has every right to put forth a resolution to begin troop withdrawels, however, this is not how military opertaions should be conducted. Kerry’s call for withdrawel is political, anything Casey comes up with is military stategy and on the military’s terms. If Kerry would have gotten his way, sure the troops could have been forced home unless Bush veto’d it, but it is not Kerry’s place nor Congress to make strategic military moves…

  4. matt says:

    JimC:

    if Kerry tries to do it, he is out of line

    JimC:

    I know full well that Kerry has every right to put forth a resolution to begin troop withdrawels [sic]

    can i suggest english as a second language classes. forget about the spelling, i’m talking about the fact that you simply don’t know what words mean. “out of line” does not equal “has every right”

    anything Casey comes up with is military stategy and on the military’s terms.

    as a supposed military man, it’s funny that you don’t understand that generals are more politicians than commanders.

    but it is not Kerry’s place nor Congress to make strategic military moves…

    it’s called congressional oversight. like the sole ability to declare war. like the sole ability to appropriate funds. think rumsfeld and the generals go up and lie to congress for fun?

    need i go back and pull some comments from Republicans in congress during Kosovo? the list is endless.

  5. JimC says:

    can i suggest english as a second language classes. forget about the spelling, i’m talking about the fact that you simply don’t know what words mean. “out of line” does not equal “has every right”

    You can try to belittle my comments but let me explain, being out of line certainly does not equal to having every right but they I am not trying to equat them. Kerry may have the ability to do so, doesn’t mean he should nor is it prudent for him to act like he should…

    Its called being responsible for ones own duty. I can certianly install the OS software on our machines here but that is not my job to do so…so I call IT to do it…

    as a supposed military man, it’s funny that you don’t understand that generals are more politicians than commanders.

    Well, if you say so…

    it’s called congressional oversight. like the sole ability to declare war. like the sole ability to appropriate funds.

    Oversight, yes, declaring war, yes, telling the generals how to, no…

    need i go back and pull some comments from Republicans in congress during Kosovo? the list is endless.

    If you want but that’s still the same old defense of “if they did it back then, it must be ok now” kind of thinking….

  6. chancuff says:

    As of the date and time stamp of this posting the following is correct:
    The original first paragraph written by Elizabeth Baier at the Sun-Sentinel has been removed. Since their original correction to their story and my constant vigilance and the constantly updated reporting at theinfozone.net, they have rewritten this entire original article.

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-ctownhall25jun25,0,7119684.story

    What distinguishes this as unique is that though newspapers certainly update stories all the time, but when doing so, they are required by standard journalism practice to make clear it’s a revision, stating prominently at the top this story is a revision and updating the date of the article to the date of the revision. They have done neither.

    Any impression created by this posting that this indicates that the Sun-Sentinel is covering up what they started by making all the uproar of this week over something that “never happened” is not my intent here. (legal disclaimers have become necessary)

    Wait until you hear the new development today. The video of Murtha’s speech in Miami has been released.

    Cliff Hancuff
    The World of Journalism Is Flat, Too

  7. matt says:

    What distinguishes this as unique is that though newspapers certainly update stories all the time, but when doing so, they are required by standard journalism practice to make clear it’s a revision, stating prominently at the top this story is a revision and updating the date of the article to the date of the revision. They have done neither.

    agreed, but they are far from the only offenders.