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graduates flunks:

…if you think I’m above watching something that features Tori Spelling as herself, including mean jokes about Candy Spelling and her gift-wrapping room, and cracks about 90210, you don’t know me very well. Not only will I TiVo So NoTorious, I may break out the last of my U4ia — although we all know that will tragically lead to my car getting vandalized and my girlfriend burning down my parade float, leaving me 327 messages on my parents’ answering machine, and finally giving me what is implied to be a poisoned chocolate cake.