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A green-eyeshade accounting of the president’s political capital.:

To: George W. Bush Enterprises, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
From: KPMG
Re: Audit of Political Capital Accounts

We identified a number of questions during our review of your account. Although we realize you are eager to “spend political capital,” with the Enron trial currently under way we think it is important to avoid any issues that might catch the attention of regulators, the media, or short-sellers such as Francis Fukuyama. Also, under our consent decree with the Justice Department, we promised to “stop violating accounting standards for real this time.”