The Little People

Method Man – “Suspect Chin Music

Suspect chin niggas, no win niggas
Send niggas back to go, try again niggas
Shotgun slammin’ in your chestpeice, blaow
Shotgun slammin’ in your chestpeice, blaow

Random Freeper (8/22/04):

[John Kerry] may show up toting a $5000 Perazzi shotgun. But, that is not the shotgun that ordinary people use. Kerry considers himself too good, to use arms that the little people would use. He believes the little people to be of little use, other than conning them into voting for him.

Free Hunters Magazine (2004)

John Kerry…the politician who so desperately wants to be president of the United States that he pretends to be a whitetail hunter and camouflages himself in blaze orange

The Smoking Gun (2/13/06):

Cheney was wearing a “blaze orange” cap and “coat/vest” and brown trousers and was toting an Italian-made Perazzi 28-gauge shotgun.

Comments

  1. Ken says:

    Yes, well… hypocracy is the lifeblood of politics.

  2. reens says:

    A note on media sanitation/dumbing down: after Dick ‘Elmer’ Cheney shot his hunting buddy in the face & chest whilst ‘fixated’ on bagging a quail, many reports claimed he was using a ‘pellet gun’. Now, admittedly, the 28-gauge Perazzi he was using is a slightly lighter weapon, but it’s still a flippin SHOTGUN. Why not go all the way and say he was using a pop-gun and the 78-year-old lawyer-buddy merely got the cork in his eye. ‘Accidentally sprayed?’ — my eye. It’s all part of the media’s role in excusing reality with dishonest language. reens

  3. sac says:

    C’mon, reens, the administration has consistently said Whittington was “peppered” with buckshot. Should Cheney go down for lightly seasoning a lawyer?

  4. tom says:

    couldnt cheney have at least taken out someone good like rove or perhaps scalia?

  5. sarabeth says:

    Sac, if you think 200 grains of pepper is “lightly seasoning” I would hate to try your chili.

    Tom, try it, maybe he takes requests? Maybe Whittington was a request made by someone else?

  6. Fernando says:

    Now that’s research. My hat is off to Matt.

  7. evan says:

    Eek, matt, way to dig into the Freep trenches on this one. (no homo)