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It might have been necessary when the Terminator was saving John Connor’s ass from a rampaging big rig, but in the real world the combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and a motorcycle is a bit less heroic. As you may have heard, Schwarzenegger was involved in an accident over the weekend, when he collided with a car and walked away with 15 stitches in his upper lip.

Here’s the thing, though: Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Governor of California, doesn’t have a motorcycle license. He just couldn’t be bothered:

Earlier Tuesday, Schwarzenegger acknowledged that he never bothered to obtain a motorcycle license because he “never thought about it.”

“I just never really applied for it,” he told reporters during a state budget briefing. “It was just one of those things that I never really did.”

Schwarzenegger, a Harley Davidson owner who rides regularly along the California coast, said he had a motorcycle license when he lived in Europe, but never got another one after arriving in the United States in 1968.

Ladies and gentlemen, our governor!