The Lord’s Prayer, Outback Version

by sarabeth at 12:00 am on January 1st, 2006 in Bush Man Date

Here’s how The Bush-man does it at home:

Our father which may not be separated from the state much longer if all goes well,
Hallowed is this game,
This whole Iraq thing. My will
Be done in Iraq, as it is in the red states.
Give us this day the daily thread on which we may wax eloquent.
Forgive us for having no trespasses to ask forgiveness for.
That’s why we never forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into the temptation of withdrawing from Iraq or of balancing the budget,
But deliver us from falling poll numbers. Oh man!

Comments

  1. JimC wrote:

    Oh, that’s clever…

  2. sarabeth wrote:

    And you know that how?

  3. JimC wrote:

    sarabeth Says:

    January 1st, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    And you know that how?

    Ooohhh, and burn, you’re on a roll!

    BTW - Do Psalm 23…

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