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While I’m not happy about being accused of using my heritage to win arguments, at least I’m not an anti-dentite:

Jerry: And then he asked the assistant for a schtickle of flouride.

Elaine: Why are you so concerned about this?

Jerry: I’ll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Jerry: Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke telling immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him.
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Father: Tell me your sins, my son.

Jerry: Well I should tell you that I’m Jewish.

Father: That’s no sin.

Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.

Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.