Laugh all you want at Neal Boortz, but someone’s taking him seriously. I understand this is in fact Scott McClellan’s future employment strategy.

Once his White House gig is over, in order to put his years of White House experience to use in his next job, he plans to take up prostitution.

Seems he sat down and did a cost-benefit analysis. Given the very long list of people who’d love to screw him over, he figures he’d make more money and get into less trouble by taking a position in the temporary companionship industry than by writing a book.