Dorkiest Statement in History Posted by matt on October 24, 2005. Leave a comment. Or at least the Dorkiest Statement in History made by someone not wearing a pocket protector. From CNN‘s Reliable Sources (10/23/05): Jeff Jarvis: Well, in the green room, before I came on, Howie, I actually just blogged about this… Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postShare on Facebookshare via RedditShare with StumblersTweet about itBookmark in BrowserTell a friend