Senator Trent Lott (R-MS) 6/9/05

“Howard Dean reminds me of one of these old soldiers from previous wars you find in a cave somewhere that still hasn’t caught up with reality.”

Wait, who’s in a cave?

Senator Trent Lott (R-MS) 12/5/02

“I want to say this about my state: When Strom Thurmond ran for president, we voted for him. We’re proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn’t have had all these problems over all these years, either.”