Life Imitates Art - Update

by matt at 9:53 am on April 16th, 2005 in Entertainment, dmx

Last June DMX was arrested for stealing a car, possessing cocaine and impersonating a federal officer.

On Friday, he upped the ante:

Rapper DMX was arrested after a three-car crash involving a police cruiser on a major New York City expressway, police said on Saturday. Police said a car driven by DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, hit another car, which then slammed into the cruiser late Friday on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx.

Could he have been in character as Bunz from the greatest movie of all time, Belly?

“Man, you think I give a fuck about a motherfuckin’ red light? Faggot cops can’t touch me. I’m out here smokin’ weed, speedin’, all that. That’s me. Untouchable.”

Why is he wasting all the good material in real life, when Belly so obviously deserves a sequel?

Comments

  1. Milo wrote:

    Hah, I didn’t know DMX was a crackhead. That could explain a few things.

  2. Coolfer wrote:

    No, I blame all the legal file sharing. And the drugs.

  3. evan wrote:

    That DMX quote is my new motto. Then again, I’ve always modeled myself after DMX, so this is nothing new.

  4. djxplicit wrote:

    > Why is he wasting all the good material in real life, when Belly so obviously deserves a sequel?

    watch at least 1 person not understand the sarcasm in that

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