Last June DMX was arrested for stealing a car, possessing cocaine and impersonating a federal officer.

On Friday, he upped the ante:

Rapper DMX was arrested after a three-car crash involving a police cruiser on a major New York City expressway, police said on Saturday. Police said a car driven by DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, hit another car, which then slammed into the cruiser late Friday on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx.

Could he have been in character as Bunz from the greatest movie of all time, Belly?

“Man, you think I give a fuck about a motherfuckin’ red light? Faggot cops can’t touch me. I’m out here smokin’ weed, speedin’, all that. That’s me. Untouchable.”

Why is he wasting all the good material in real life, when Belly so obviously deserves a sequel?