“It’s just like when we were in pre-school!”

Poll: Iraqi elections give Bush boost:

Between January 14 and 16, 51 percent of survey participants expressed approval of Bush’s performance as president. But 57 percent of the surveyed Friday through Sunday stated that they approved of how the he does his job.

After careful demographic, psychological and political analysis, 1115.org has arrived at the conclusion that the six percent rise in the President’s approval rating is directly attributable to people getting a chance to relive their kindergarden years by finger-painting.