Be the First on Your Block…
by matt at 7:00 am on November 30th, 2004 in Entertainment
…to own what promises to be the worst album of the modern era: Collision Course by Jay-Z and Linkin Park.
If the excerpts that MTV has been showing for the last few weeks are any indication, making someone listen to this whole album would violate that person’s 8th Amendment right to protection from cruel and unusual punishment, many local and state laws against noise pollution, and most likely the 4th Geneva Convention protecting civilians in times of war.
There’s a reason that people stopped trying to fuse hip hop and metal, and it’s called the Judgement Night soundtrack. But if there was any justice, Dennis Leary would reprise his role and try to off these losers. I demand a sequel.
And wasn’t Jiggaman supposed to retire?
Bol wrote:
What’s funny is that you know there’s some kid out there who thinks this is the best possible album that could ever be made. Hell, there’s probably lots of kids like that.
Posted 30 Nov 2004 at 9:18 am ¶
btezra wrote:
~I can’t be the only (older) kid out there who believes that Linkin Park absolutely sucks and every song they sing/play sounds exactly like the last one the sung/played…or am I?~
Posted 30 Nov 2004 at 11:38 am ¶
noz wrote:
judgement night sndtk had some bangers.
also the new lil jon slayer beat song kills it in the rap rock catagory. also the buckethead odb tribute
Posted 30 Nov 2004 at 5:36 pm ¶
matt wrote:
JN sdtk had one or two hot tracks, but many more awful ones. I’ll have to dig it out to see if any of them hold up. But seriously, this LP/JZ shit is shit.
Posted 30 Nov 2004 at 5:58 pm ¶
Kain wrote:
“~I can’t be the only (older) kid out there who believes that Linkin Park absolutely sucks and every song they sing/play sounds exactly like the last one the sung/played…or am I?~”
YES!!!! THANK YOU. not to mention the lack of subject they sing about. stupid teenage moaning. theres always a wound somewhere in the lyrics, and its isnt healing properly. misunderstood blah blah blah shitty music.
Posted 03 Dec 2004 at 2:36 pm ¶