“Warped and distorted” news, indeed. Because, you know, CNN is so distressingly liberal:

Let me talk to you about five good things of late … for which this week I hope you and your family around your Thanksgiving table will praise the Lord. … No. 5: America has alternative news media and is no longer held hostage by the major print and broadcast media. I remember a day when ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and the major print media controlled all the news flow to the American people and we found ourselves getting warped and distorted news. I thank God now in the 21st century for talk radio, that three hours a day people like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and hundreds of others are telling the truth of what really is going on. I thank God for FOX News Channel [applause]. I thank God for the Internet bloggers and the news producers like NewsMax.com, WorldNetDaily.com, even The Drudge Report.

Maybe someone should tell Falwell that Drudge is rumored to be gay? That should stop the accolades right-quick.