Never Make a Bet…
by matt at 6:00 am on November 23rd, 2004 in
Entertainment
…with someone who doesn’t understand point spreads.
Despite my Alabama Crimson Tide covering the spread in their loss to the Auburn Tigers, I lost my bet with Charges. I will now tell you all the good things about the city of Auburn, AL and their beloved Tiger football team.
Auburn Heisman Trophy winners:
1971 Pat Sullivan
1985 Bo Jackson
Auburn Outland Award winners:
1958 Zeke Smith
1988 Tracy Rocker
Auburn Lombardi Award winner:
1988 Tracy Rocker
Auburn is the largest university in the state of Alabama with an enrollment of about 24,000
Auburn has 175.55 Miles of Sanitary Sewers
People in Auburn like to do grain alcohol Jell-o shots. Some of them even carry trays of them around in their pick-up trucks. The 175.55 Miles of Sanitary Sewers therefore come in handy.
The 45,000 citizens of Auburn are extremely friendly right up to the point that they find out you go to the University of Alabama.
Despite their friendliness, Charges would not be able to pursue her chosen profession in Auburn. Ride the Rollertrain to see what I mean.
