Great Moments in Circular Logic, Tautology and Stupidity

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Treasury Secretary John Snow (2004):

When the Treasury Secretary was asked why Washington is adhering to a strong dollar policy, he could answer only: “Because that’s our policy.”

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984):

Buckaroo Banzai: “Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”

Fletch (1985):

Madeline: I’m sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I’m Frieda’s boss.
Madeline: Who’s Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

And of course, your President, George W. Bush (2000):

“When I was young and foolish, I was young and foolish.”