The staffing business isn’t exactly wall-to-wall comedy, and managing the finances for a staffing firm is about as many laughs as a joke from the President about media credibility.

But every once in a while, a coworker will bless me with something like this:

From: “xxxxxxxxxxxx” xxxxx@hotmail.com
To: xxxxx@xxxx.com
Subject: Your staffing agency is a sham
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 11:49:13 -0700

Don’t say you’ll help if you’re not going to. Don’t keep my resume if you’re just going to chack[sic] it and avoid my calls. Sham.

With that kind of attitude, unless anyone has an objection, I’m going to put this person on the writing staff here.