Tom Ridge: STFU!

by matt at 6:30 am on August 2nd, 2004 in STFU!

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Apparently Tom Ridge doesn’t even feel the need to mask his propaganda anymore:

…we must understand that the kind of information available to us today is the result of the president’s leadership in the war against terror, the reports that have led to this alert are the result of offensive intelligence and military operations overseas, as well as strong partnerships with our allies around the world…

Is this quote supposed to make citizens more or less willing to believe the information? Personally, if Ridge told me there was a bomb under my bed, I would sleep like a coma patient.

Look man, your job is to keep us safe. Politicizing your already pointlessly vague chicken-little warnings is as transparent as it is counterproductive. Unless you’re just trying to get your boss reelected…

In other Ridge news, it has been reported that he doesn’t think his $175,700 salary is enough to put his kids through college:

Ridge, 58, has explained to colleagues that he needs to earn money to comfortably put his two children, Tommy Jr. and Lesley, through college, officials said. Both are now teenagers.

What, are the tax cuts not working as advertised?

Some suggestions for our would-be protector in his quest to provide higher education for his spawn:

  • Pennsylvania State University: They can even go to the Behrend Campus right near your home base of Erie, PA.
  • Perkins Loans and Pell Grants. Oh, that’s right, your boss cut those programs just weeks after he promised to fund them.
  • They could always join the “Army of One” and reinforce our weary troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.
  • How about working their way through college? Oh, I forgot about that nasty 16.9 teen unemployment rate. But hey, at least you don’t have black kids. Otherwise they would face a 32.6% unemployment rate.

    On second thought, maybe you should get out of government and SHUT THE FUCK UP!