What we Meant to Say was…STFU!

by matt at 6:30 am on June 21st, 2004 in STFU!

June 16, 2004: Staff report of the Sept. 11 commission:

“We have no credible evidence that Iraq and al-Qaida cooperated on attacks against the United States” and that contacts between Iraq and al-Qaida “do not appear to have resulted in a collaborative relationship.”

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Condoleezza Rice on on NPR:

“What I believe the 9-11 commission was opining on was operational control, an operational relationship between al Qaeda and Iraq which we never alleged.”

Hey Condi, when we need help interpreting day-old statements from a commission made up of still-living people we’ll ask them directly. If we ever find ourselves in another Cold War with the U.S.S.R., we’ll come to you for help.

Until then, dearest Condi, we suggest you go back to being hands-down the worst National Security Advisor in history and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Comments

  1. rob wrote:

    that photo of condi is like a cloud. i see so many things in it. eddie murphy, princess leia, david letterman..the possibilities are endless.

  2. lib-killer wrote:

    “hands-down the worst National Security Advisor in history”
    Really? What are you basing this on? Have you got some chart or something to prove this? Ever heard of Sandy Berger? Yeah; he’s a towering display of moral character! I wonder what he was stealing things for? What is he covering up??? (Again)
    Oh rob; another thing to see in the photo is genius iq!
    STFU if you can’t make a valid argument. You pansies ‘whacks’ ‘filosofical’ w/o depth or truth continuously. I hope that my liberal, phonetic spelling made it easier for you to follow along in your losing attempt at comprehending a big word. And the other spelling change explains the sticky keys on your keyboards.