Jewel in the Rough
by Jason at 6:00 am on May 25th, 2004 in EntertainmentWhat do you call a concert that encores with a full minute of yodeling? After experiencing a Ricola-worthy performance at a recent Jewel show in New Hampshire, some fans are calling it the “worst concert ever”.
Now, some of our readers wouldn’t be shocked to see the words “Jewel” and “Worst Concert Ever” linked together. But most would be surprised that Jewel accomplished this not by playing boring folk-rock or that tune from the razor commercial, but by pulling a full-on Tony Clifton meltdown where she repeatedly insulted her audience. She made fun of fat people. She went on a 10-minute tangent about Zoloft and Paxil. She called all drinkers and smokers sinners. And in an inspired move that should be standard procedure at every future Jewel concert, she commanded the audience to stop staring at her teeth and look at her chest instead.
Yodeling in the encore? That’s the cherry on top of what was probably the most interesting Jewel concert of all time, a show dismissed by her people as an example of tongue-in-cheek humor. Oh really? With this kind of game, someone should have given her a reality show long ago. It’s intuition, really.
rob wrote:
the only thing that could make that more awesome would be if she was yodeling the theme to “charles in charge”. excellent post!
Posted 25 May 2004 at 5:31 am ¶
Tony Clifton wrote:
I would not have to be reminded to stare at Jewel’s guns.
Posted 25 May 2004 at 6:05 am ¶
forager wrote:
I guess the worst/saddest part of all this was the fact that she had put on an afternoon show also, and many people left the theatre saying it was the best concert they had ever been to, or the best show they had ever seen Jewel put on!
Posted 25 May 2004 at 7:01 am ¶
information leafblower wrote:
I do everything I can to not look at her teeth. That usually involves staring at her assets. And by that I mean breasts.
Posted 25 May 2004 at 7:21 am ¶
tom wrote:
from that pic it looks like her teeth are fixed now? wtf? anyway, its all about them titties.
Posted 25 May 2004 at 8:12 am ¶
btezra wrote:
~how did she get an extra 15 minutes of fame? someone sold their soul to the devil I see…~
Posted 25 May 2004 at 9:41 am ¶
boobies wrote:
She has got some some of tits on her. I would love to stick my cock in between her luscious casaba melons and let her nibble the head with those snaggle teeth.
Posted 01 Jun 2004 at 2:15 pm ¶
Jason wrote:
Charming!
Posted 01 Jun 2004 at 2:32 pm ¶