Not satisfied that he sufficiently embarrassed himself with his verbal diarrhea of last week, Dumbass Dennis Hastert (through a spokesman this time) just upped the ante:

It’s extremely difficult to govern when you control all three branches of government.

By Hastert’s highly scientific calculations, the Greens and the Libertarians are having a party on easy street.

Dennis Hastert: Go pick up a high school civics textbook and SHUT THE FUCK UP!