5. Attempting to placate a disgruntled press corps, Scott McLellan launches into his ace Nixon impersonation.

4. When bored, try killing time by projecting a bunny rabbit on the White House seal.

3. “So this hippie walks into a bar…”

2. Casting call for the next Verizon commercial.

1. “This finger-quote thing seems to work a lot better when Rumsfeld does it”

(any additions? post ‘em in the comments)