The Scott McLellan Five

by Jason at 1:29 am on March 23rd, 2004 in Bush Man Date, Podium Spin

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5. Attempting to placate a disgruntled press corps, Scott McLellan launches into his ace Nixon impersonation.

4. When bored, try killing time by projecting a bunny rabbit on the White House seal.

3. “So this hippie walks into a bar…”

2. Casting call for the next Verizon commercial.

1. “This finger-quote thing seems to work a lot better when Rumsfeld does it”

(any additions? post ‘em in the comments)

low culture on 26 Oct 2004 at 1:26 pm

See? This is why you don’t hire Hilary Duff to attend White House press briefings
So, like, yesterday the U.N.’s nuclear watchdog agency announced that a whole lot of explosives were missing or gone or something from an Iraqi weapons facility. This, like, looks so so bad for President Bush, who’s been campaigning non-stop…

sac wrote:

“Hey McLellen, how many more days before you’re replaced by someone competent?”

“Peace out, my nizzles.”

Posted 23 Mar 2004 at 9:59 am ¶
evan wrote:

“Come on you guys, I’ve been right _this_ many times this year. Give me a little credit.”

Posted 23 Mar 2004 at 10:16 am ¶
forager wrote:

“2! 2 weapons of mass destruction! ah ah ah” -Scott ‘The Count’ McLellen

Posted 23 Mar 2004 at 10:31 am ¶
rob wrote:

“so you see, if you remove the ‘use’ from the word house you get “the white ho”. that’s me, the white ho.. can i get a holla?”

Posted 25 Mar 2004 at 9:56 am ¶

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