The Scott McLellan Five
by Jason at 1:29 am on March 23rd, 2004 in Bush Man Date, Podium Spin
5. Attempting to placate a disgruntled press corps, Scott McLellan launches into his ace Nixon impersonation.
4. When bored, try killing time by projecting a bunny rabbit on the White House seal.
3. “So this hippie walks into a bar…”
2. Casting call for the next Verizon commercial.
1. “This finger-quote thing seems to work a lot better when Rumsfeld does it”
(any additions? post ‘em in the comments)
low culture on 26 Oct 2004 at 1:26 pm
See? This is why you don’t hire Hilary Duff to attend White House press briefings
So, like, yesterday the U.N.’s nuclear watchdog agency announced that a whole lot of explosives were missing or gone or something from an Iraqi weapons facility. This, like, looks so so bad for President Bush, who’s been campaigning non-stop…