I have nothing against Jessica Lynch—obviously she went through a horrific ordeal in Iraq, and has shown a lot of heart in recovering from her injuries. But I have no idea why her personal life should be considered news. Obviously CNN.com disagrees with me on this, deciding to put Lynch in their “Top Stories” heading because she decided to postpone her wedding. I don’t know what is more ridiculous about this—that CNN feels that this is a “top story” (look at the other stories grouped with it, for comparison), or that Jessica Lynch needs a lawyer to make statements about the matter.