Posted by Sam
From the “Taking Myself too Seriously” Archive:

James Caviezel is an actor. So is Mel Gibson. Now Gibson’s a director, making a film about the death of Jesus Christ. It’s safe to say that Gibson, a mediocre Australian film actor best known for his roles in the Mad Max and Lethal Weapon movies got a little carried away in making his latest flick. And apparently, so did his little protege Caviezel, another mediocre actor, best known for…well, nothing really.
Much like Mel’s tormented Savior, the public has been repeatedly flagellated by Gibson’s religious mumbo-jumbo. Gibson clearly thinks he’s Jesus, and now he’s succeeded in infecting his star with the same strain of Jerusalem Syndrome.
In an interview that ran as a sidebar to John Meacham‘s well-appointed debunking of the myths about the death of Jesus that Gibbon’s film has resurrected, Caviezel started to sound a little like his rationality-challenged director.
Of the unemployed carpenter, Caviezel says: “I love him more than I ever knew possible. I love him more than my wife, my family. There were times when I was up there [on the cross], and I could barely speak. Continual hypothermia is so excruciating. I connected to a place I could have never, ever gone. I don’t want people to see me. All I want them to see is Jesus Christ.”
Sorry Jimmy, all we’re going to see is a white guy covered in ketchup, yelping in a language that hasn’t been spoken for 2 millennia.
James Caviezel, SHUT THE FUCK UP!