Yes, the illuminated signs were playing hell with my camera’s auto-focus…but this is too good to pass up. The best stupid puns are the ones that were likely never intended in the first place.

(besides, I hear that they are on the short list of a future Peabs California campaign stop, assuming that he can be dragged out of Mitchell Brothers’ O’Farrell Theater….the winner? America!)

Does the Stop N Liquor win the crown from the celebrated Quarts & Pints? You make the call.