State of the Union - A Time to Get Crunk
by matt at 6:10 am on January 20th, 2004 in Politics
Just because we will be watching the State of the Union with notebooks and scorecards in hand, doesn’t mean that you have to do the same. So to make the SOTU more interesting and fun for people less obsessed with politics than we are, we suggest the State of the Union Drinking Game.
The best part of the game is that they divide “times The President says ‘nukular’” from times he says any other psuedo-word, each instance forcing more drinking (or in Peabs‘ case, a fat rail of meth). They’ve covered everything, so if you choose to play you will no doubt be down for the count.
In serious SOTU news, the President is promising more steps to help people get jobs. Funny, I thought that’s what the $1,000,000,000,000 in tax cuts were for.
“We will work to expand opportunities for all Americans to own their own business. We’ll press forward on an agenda of economic growth so that everyone who wants to work can find a job,” Bush said.
Look, that’s what he has been saying for over two years now. I call bullshit, again. The agenda of tax cuts for the rich has been massively overdone (and proven inefficient in terms of job creation), extensions to unemployment benefits have been rejected (real compassionate), and why is it that high-end stores like Neiman Marcus did very well over Christmas while downmarket retailers like Target and Wal-Mart disappointed?
Could his reckless policies finally be catching up to him?
This CBS poll shows a fairly dramatic rise in the President’s disapproval numbers, from 33% a month ago to 45% now.
Reports out of the White House are that no new tax cuts will be announced. Well, at least that’s what their spin is.
In a relatively modest initiative, the president is expected to propose new ways to help Americans save money. The plans include lifetime savings accounts — for purposes such as a house or college tuition — and retirement savings accounts.
While we applaud anything that causes more Americans to build up savings, what good does it do to get a tax break to save money (at current low interest rates) when average credit card debt in this country is something approaching $20,000? This is nothing more than another tax shelter for the wealthy. The majority of Americans will continue to have negative net assets.
Whatever happens, it’s safe to say that there won’t be another Niger/Uranium-style deception. The real question is whether anything of any substance makes it into the speech or if it is full of empty platitudes and future broken promises.
Almost makes me want to drink.
We’ll have our reactions the the speech on Wednesday, feel free to let us know how the game goes.
jamie wrote:
i saw a “preview” of the state of the union today on new york one - evidently the prez has been “rehearsing” a lot. that doesn’t surprise me, all those big words, however, the picture they used showed some MAJOR grey hair. what’s up with that? i also noticed in his victory speech last night that Kerry trimmed his eyebrows. . .are these two things linked?!
Posted 20 Jan 2004 at 6:12 am ¶
rob wrote:
The best was when they had the former comm. director of the RNC on CNN this morning; blathering on about how Bush’s tax cuts have single handedly pulled us out of the recession and that new jobs were on the way…and this would be a main focus of the speech.
Posted 20 Jan 2004 at 7:42 am ¶
matt wrote:
Either they have something up their sleeve or they are walking directly into the fire on this speech. I never underestimate Rove, Bartlett etc, but with Dean getting his ass handed to him last night, people are paying attention and I think the free ride may be showing signs of slowing down.
Posted 20 Jan 2004 at 7:52 am ¶
rob wrote:
I think that may be a good thing though, because then we can see which canidate really has the stuff to take Beelzebush on come November. And Rove most definitely has something up his sleeve. When hasn’t he? Look for a bitchslap in the face to Democrats..all the while talking about bringing everyone together.
Posted 20 Jan 2004 at 7:59 am ¶
rob wrote:
Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/01/20/sotu.advance/index.html
(i’ll stop posting now)
Posted 20 Jan 2004 at 2:05 pm ¶