Funny Shit

by matt at 12:00 am on January 14th, 2004 in General

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There is a late entrant in the race for President, and we are currently reviewing our position. In related news, vote for the most obvs important word evs here.

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Dan Marino gets a front office job with the Miami Dolphins. So much Central Catholic High School buzz. I wonder if I can get a tryout for their kicker spot.

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Josh Marshall’s Talking Points Memo is the best political blog for my money. Not usually a funny site, but the first one I read every day. This one is priceless.

*Thousands of people now realize that this is the first post in the history of blogs to combine Peabs, Dan Marino and Josh Marshall. Obvs.

Comments

  1. Peabs wrote:

    It is not, howevs, the first time Peabs, Josh and Dan have partied together… we met at a swingers party in ‘78, then hightailed it to my meth lab for after party snacks. Obvs.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 7:57 am

  2. matt wrote:

    Marino prefers coke to meth. Shmears.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 8:01 am

  3. Peabs wrote:

    Honestly, that whore will take whatevs he can get. So will Peabs. Shmears.

    Obvs in ‘04.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 8:26 am

  4. matt wrote:

    Pittsburgh Pa: More Charlie than Crystal, forevs.

    Also, now that Jim J Bullock has turned you down, before you ask Tammy Faye, you should speak with Munee Cashilini to be your running mate. The Vice Presidency has changed a lot in the last 3 years, and you are going to need someone who can play hardball. You can call him at Caesar’s in the Presidential Suite. Obvs.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 8:30 am

  5. Peabs wrote:

    That is a hot idea… imagine the campaign: Peabs/Cashilini: Obvs in ‘04. The parties would be riduncadunc. So much blow. So many hookers. So much Peabs. Bovs.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 8:58 am

  6. matt wrote:

    Not so much blow, Munee had to lay off that shizz, deviated septum stizz. But he more than makes up for it in hookers.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 9:06 am

  7. Peabs wrote:

    Tigs. More for Peabs! I probs won’t be able to get it up for the hookers anywizz, after all the C I’m gonna rock, Eli Cash-stizz.

    Obvs in ‘04.

    Posted 14 Jan 2004 at 9:19 am

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