Comments on: TP for my…uh, you know

By: information leafblower

information leafblower — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

My rule for #2 is simple
Only residential toilets, never commercial ones.

I don’t drink coffee either so I can’t help you there

By: jamie

jamie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

my grandmother never used a commercial toilet – it was uncanny – and when i say never, i mean never. no wonder i am obsessed with toilets. once, she visited me at a house i was living in during college and i spent 3 hours cleaning a very small bathroom in preparation for her visit.

By: Forager

Forager — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I dunno… maybe it’s because I’m in a large office building and the restrooms are outside of offices and in the main hallway… but I’ve never had a problem with office bathrooms.

I figure it’s like Vegas, what happens in the office bathroom stays in the office bathroom.

…plus you can shit (no pun intended) the place up as much as you want and it’s like brand new the next day when you arrive! haha

By: jamie

jamie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

do you think britney thought the same about vegas?

By: matt

matt — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Like the man said, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and I am 100% fine with that rule.

By: Peabs

Peabs — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I haven’t a probs shitting anywhere, but then again I have overactive bowels and a raging coke problem. Regardless, this was a laugh out loud post. And when I say “laugh out loud,” I’m not talking LOL- officially the only acronym Peabs HATES and does not endorse- or whatevs those damn 13 year old instant messagers use when gossiping about Brit Brit. (I’m lookin’ at you, Uncle Grambo!)

Obvs.

By: jamie

jamie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I have to tell you all, I sent a link to the post to some of my co-workers (very few) and as they were reading it they were unaware that *I* had written it about our company (until the Mary Tyler Moore line)) and they were like “this sounds SO familiar!” I find the uninitiated SO funny!

By: Uncle Grambo

Uncle Grambo — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

If peeing your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis!

By: Greedo

Greedo — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’m totally on schedule with my boss, and he’s the WORST toilet talker. Even i’m downloading a brown file in the stall. The dude sees my feet and then starts asking me about the weather, my health, last night’s episode of ’24,’ how it’s all coming out.

Typical Dialogue-

Solbergstein*: Hanrahan, that you in there? Wierd weather today, huh, cold as shit.
Me: Not in here.
Solbergstein: You keeping busy?
Me: I am now.
Solbergstein: Right. How do you think Jack’s gonna get out of this one?
Me: Huh, what? Dude, I’m on the freakin’ toilet! My office is next to yours, ask me about last night’s TV when my pants aren’t around my ankles.

*All names have been changed to protect the innocent, and GUILTY.

By: Flinch

Flinch — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I lived in Tokyo and at my firm, the women’s bathroom had toilets with heated adjustable water spray for bathing both front and back “parts”. The toilet seats could be heated,for those colder months, and on some models with a push of a button, a paper cover would roll out onto your toilet seat for you. Oh and you could press the music button and the sound of flushing water would play. Seriously, you could do all of this from a keypad next to the toilet!