The All-Important Madonna Endorsement
by matt at 12:08 pm on December 17th, 2003 in Politics
Fake General endorses real General
In the most important news of the day, political heavyweight Madonna has endorsed General Wesley Clark for President. Fuck Al Gore, if your candidate isn’t tapped by the Material Girl, you are doomed.
Our sources are hard at work to learn who gets the coveted Sean Penn nod.
tom wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/12/17/elec04.prez.clark.bush/index.html
wow, now thats the kind of shit clark should have been talking this whole time. why has your man disappeared after waiting so long to get in the race in the first place?
Posted 17 Dec 2003 at 8:34 pm ¶
Coolfer wrote:
Congratulations, Clark. You’ve just pulled in the valuable 40-something bisexual mom vote.
Posted 18 Dec 2003 at 2:51 pm ¶