Critic-Proof

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Let this be the official countdown…

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10 days and counting

Don’t try to talk me out of it.

Comments

  1. Uncle Grambo says:
    November 25, 2003 at 11:57 am

    i am SO down. best countdown buzz since America’s Top 40 w/Casey Kasem.

  2. jean-paul says:
    November 25, 2003 at 8:36 pm

    “Throw this Honey back to the bears!”

    “Bees’ Knees: Honey‘s Alba dances up a storm!”

    “This Honey Pot checks in at PG-13″

    or maybe

    “Idle Hands all over this Honey Pot”?

    i’m sorry. i thought we were counting down to the bad movie review headlines.

    meanwhile, unrelated to “all things alba”, i again applaud you motherfuckers on your wonderful site. i almost religiously dislike blogs and ne’er e’er read ‘em, but this has become a daily read pour moi. maybe some day i’ll figure out the 1115 thing.

  3. Jason (1115) says:
    November 25, 2003 at 9:03 pm

    Us motherfuckers appreciate it! And although I agree with my esteemed colleague Matt on Jessica Alba’s…uhm…attributes, I wouldn’t touch this movie with a ten foot clown pole. It seems like the unholy Frankenstein child of “Flashdance”, “Save The Last Dance”, “Stayin’ Alive”, “Drumline” “Glitter” and *eeek* “Showgirls”.