Conservative Protocol
by matt at 10:05 am on November 21st, 2003 in Bush Man DateThe Daily News Gossip Page: Not really my stizz. But when something like this come along, one just has to recognize and then represent.
Fit for a queen, dicey for W.
Too many cooks spoil the President.
George W. Bush has allegedly offended Queen Elizabeth II by bringing no fewer than five of his personal chefs to Buckingham Palace.
“Her Majesty greeted the news that Bush was coming with his own chefs in absolute silence,” a snitch tells London’s Daily Telegraph.
“That’s her general way of expressing disapproval. She’s not thought to be [thrilled] about the whole visit anyway, but when you consider that she has excellent cooks herself, you can see why this would be taken as a bit of an insult.”
The POTUS with the mostest, who doesn’t like to travel abroad, may have been afraid the queen’s cooks wouldn’t fry pork rinds the way he likes them.
Hey, pal I’ll make the jokes here.
How many food tasters did he bring?
Does Texas-style chili give the Queen the wind?
When Blair and Bush go out for fish and chips, does the Prez say “these are funny looking chips, they remind me of french freedom fries”?
If Cam’Ron was part of the Prez’s delegation, would he call England “that Winston Churchill jump-off”?
Come on Page 6, we need to know…
Jason (1115) wrote:
The queen is just salty because she couldn’t finish the giant steak in an hour, and wound up having to pay for it. So much for the Royal bravado.
Posted 21 Nov 2003 at 1:18 pm ¶