The Facts, yo
by matt at 9:06 am on November 17th, 2003 in General1. Jay-Z has no skills. I know that many people think he’s top 5, but they are just wrong. Tupac was/is horribly overrated.
2. Adaptation was a crap movie. If you liked this flick, you are pretentious.
3. Hip Hop slang took a wrong turn about 2 years ago. Calling everything “the jump-off”, saying “holla at ya boy” after everything, and talking about “pimp juice” all the time is just retarded. Last good hip hop word: “Crunk”.
Face it hip hop stars, you are getting you asses kicked by a white dude from Tha D. Obvs.
4. Southern hip hop is a joke. You know this.
5. Brit Brit isn’t really that hot. And she needs to find a better dance teacher, Wade Robson and his seizure-flail method isn’t working.
6. Mallrats is a funny-ass movie. Jason Lee runs shit.
7. The OC can’t hold a candle to 90210’s ass.
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free. - Brodie
dizz wrote:
You need to get off 90210. The show sucked then, the show sucks now. Deal wit it.
Happy belated B-day Beyaatch!!
Posted 17 Nov 2003 at 2:04 pm ¶
jamie wrote:
ok - typically i do not find anything offensive abou tthat dean kid, but YOU DO NOT MESS WITH 90210. it’s not even worth me responding.
Posted 17 Nov 2003 at 2:46 pm ¶
foxy jess wrote:
90210 is classic, fine, but you gotta move on. they’re ghosts, baby, and ghosts can’t give you love. coop and chino–they can love you long time.
Posted 17 Nov 2003 at 5:40 pm ¶
matt wrote:
The only one who could love me long time is that slut who is after the geeky one. She’s about a half step away from gonzo porn.
Posted 17 Nov 2003 at 7:32 pm ¶
trout wrote:
>>>Last good hip hop word: “Crunk”.
uhhh didn’t conan o’brien come up with this like 10 years ago as a generic swear word to get around the censors????
why’s hip-hop gotta bite off the whitest of the white?
dag…… tom cox would have a heart attack!
Posted 18 Nov 2003 at 5:39 am ¶
matt wrote:
>>uhhh didn’t conan o’brien come up with this like 10 >>years ago as a generic swear word to get around the >>censors????
I didn’t know that, but since no black people watch him, and no white person who does watch him would ever talk to a black person, i maintain my point.
>>tom cox would have a heart attack!
who?
Posted 18 Nov 2003 at 6:21 am ¶
information leafblower wrote:
I think you mean “Other than Outkast, Southern hip hop is a joke. You know this.”. and you’re right.
and good call on Mallrats. Jason Lee rules!
And that Jay Z song with all the models in it is just LAME.
Jigga, what happened?
Posted 18 Nov 2003 at 7:34 am ¶
matt wrote:
I like Outkast, but I don’t think of them as hip hop now.
Posted 18 Nov 2003 at 7:43 am ¶
Jason (1115) wrote:
“crunk” is officially dead:
(from the CNN.com review of the new Britney Spears album)
while on “(I Got That) Boom Boom,” the Ying Yang Twins shout, “We fixin’ to go to the club to get crunked with Britney!”
eeeew.
Posted 18 Nov 2003 at 8:44 am ¶
matt wrote:
You don’t get to call the death of crunk. conan watcher.
Posted 18 Nov 2003 at 8:57 am ¶
Cavalryman wrote:
1)First of all, ain’t no hip-hop stars getting their asses kicked by a blogger. That’s a funny one. The slang “white dude from the D” kicks is cool for his world and the people in it but believe me, nobody on the street CARES. Besides, anything that’s hot originates from the hood, everybody knows that.
2) Hip hop slang goes bad when the mainsteam gets hold of it and spits it to death, i.e. Fran Dresher saying any type of “-izzle” in Old Navy commercials = instant flatline.
3) Outkast and the Dungeon Family are no joke. Check yourself, fool.
4) Tupac/Jay-Z overrated. OK man, put down whatever weed you smoking and please eject the Emimem CD you’ve been listening to. I dare you to name 5 rappers better than Tupac/Jay-Z. Crack is whack, obvs.
5) Brit has one of the hottest bodies ever. I give you she can’t sing or dance, but that body screams for nasty sexing.
Posted 21 Jan 2004 at 12:30 pm ¶