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First there was the original.

I saw this for years before I knew what it really meant. Like a dumb ass I thought it was the logo from a really successful car dealership. But I was so wrong and will probably go to hell for that and other things.

After a while, evolutionists became frustrated at seeing their rivals getting all of this unopposed advertising, and they came up with this:

Again, I thought it was from a dealership trying to show that they were more religious than everyone else. I’m all about Darwinism, but this just seemed kind of pointless to me.

Walking to the train the other day, I saw this travesty:

Come on now. If the bigger fish said “God” or “Jesus”, that would be one thing. But “Truth”? Note to evangelicals: Evolution happens.

I can’t wait until someone uncovers that hidden camera video tape from 8 billion years ago that shows fish growing legs and walking out of the water. That will teach those creationists a lesson.

I wish I could relate to the need to advertise faith. Then again, I wish I could relate to faith itself. But just like Crazy Roy Moore in Alabama, it just isn’t enough to believe anymore, you have to advertise in legal and illegal ways so that the ignorant heathens will see the light. How big is heaven anyway? If I was worried about getting in, I’d also be concerned that it might be too crowded.

Well, the Jews are the “chosen ones” after all.